yoda

yoda
1. (yoda) (1351↑, 164↓)
The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker

900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.

2. (yoda) (608↑, 103↓)
A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm"

Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm

3. (yoda) (550↑, 83↓)
A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.

Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.

4. (Yoda) (458↑, 157↓)
A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is\!" -Yoda "The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is." -Yoda "Kick your ass I will\!" -Yoda

5. (yoda) (379↑, 101↓)
Small, green, and wrinkled master pimp. Can usually be seen holding a pimp cane and sporting his MacDaddy robe.

Pimp'n hos Yoda be.

6. (yoda) (218↑, 67↓)
a wise or seemingly all-knowing individual

hey yoda, what should i do?

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7. (yoda) (137↑, 17↓)
Along with [R2-D2], quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things [George Lucas] didn't [fuck up] in the second [Star Wars] trilogy.

A: Did you see Yoda go berserk in Episode III? B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to [Darth Vader]? All the way from [badass] to [emo loser]...oh, my poor [childhood]...

8. (yoda) (181↑, 79↓)
A short, green muppet. The most powerful jedi master ever. The coolest jedi master ever.
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9. (yoda) (78↑, 25↓)
The most powerful and wise Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try\! I dare ya\! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith' Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is. Those who believe this, die they should. Yoda=Kick ass.

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

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10. (yoda) (60↑, 31↓)
cousin of kermit the frog but off the botox. both relatively the same age.

kermit decided to go sesame street and then hollywood. the pressure on him to look young in the business made him use botox. yoda on the other hand, moved to a galaxy far far away. he currently has a gig as a jedi master, using the force. they dont have botox there

11. (Yoda) (51↑, 28↓)
coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board, "Do or do not, there is no try." He says, "does anyone know who said this?" *every hand goes up*

12. (yoda) (33↑, 15↓)
Small, green and wrinkled, uses the force to kick serious butt.
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13. (Yoda) (26↑, 9↓)
The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda

14. (yoda) (27↑, 13↓)
star wars. a powerful yet wise Jedi who is exceptionally good at using the force. he now resides on the planet Dagobah where he lives in a yurt. he is a firm believer in mediatation and he believes in holistic medicine

" Yoda is the toughest motherf***er in the galaxy\! "

15. (yoda) (40↑, 28↓)
(n.) A slang term for marijuana. Among more frequent users, the term refers to a higher 'grade' of the plant.

Jocques: Man, you got that sticky icky? TeRon: Sheeeet, Nukka, I gots that yoda.

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16. (yoda) (33↑, 22↓)
A song by Weird Al Yankovic which is a parody of Lola by The Kinks.

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y O D A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

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17. (yoda) (21↑, 11↓)
yuppies on drugs or alcohol a yuppie who uses drugs or alcohol.

after Keith gets done jogging he likes to listen to The Flaming Lips and drink merlot. Outsiders consider him a yoda.

18. (yoda) (9↑, 0↓)
Another way of greeting someone within the ghetto it mainly means "Hi or Wats upp \! ". This Word is used mainly in Florida but mostly in the south side (Broward,Miami,keys)

yoda myy nigga \!

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19. (yoda) (18↑, 9↓)
Term reffering to "cocaine".

lets ride out and get a bag of yoda.

20. (yoda) (42↑, 33↓)
a slang term for cocaine

"'ey man, got any yoda?"

21. (Yoda) (17↑, 9↓)
The oldest, most powerful, jedi ever Yoda is. Not to mention cooler.

Awesome, Yoda is teh.

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22. (Yoda) (3↑, 0↓)
Yoda is a master of “The Force” and is capable of incredible feats. Although at nine hundred years old he was able to do incredible jumps and is able to wield a lightsaber with great skill. Master Yoda is also well known for his great wisdom. Which he uses on the troubled Jedi Anakin Skywalker (Episode III Revenge of the Sith). He is also famous for riding on backs of notable heros such as Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. He was wise beyond his years. He eventually died of old age (Episode VI Return of the Jedi). Yoda’s last words were, “Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father’s fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Pass on what you have learned.”

Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi of the Jedi Order ever.

23. (yoda) (28↑, 25↓)
1.short awsome fighter 2.ladies man 3.good at smoking pot 4.awsome at graff 5.to be loyal to fellow friends

yoda will pwn you in a fight tha girls luv yoda look at yoda pull that bucket yodas got skill dun worry if u wif yoda he got ur back

24. (Yoda) (8↑, 6↓)
A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil

Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies\!\!

25. (yoda) (14↑, 13↓)
The baddest midget in the universe.

"Bow down to a true pimp you will. Yoda I am bitch\!\!"

26. (yoda) (24↑, 23↓)
another word for [coke]/crack

why don't we just get some yoda and roll a chewy?

27. (yoda) (19↑, 19↓)
It is when a girl gives you oral sex after she fucks you. It is called a yoda because she is performing the act backwards like the way the character from Star Wars speaks.

"Man that chick just yodaed me and then she wanted a kiss." "That's disgusting."

28. (Yoda) (20↑, 20↓)
Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.

I KNOW EVERYTHING\!\!\!\! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad

29. (yoda) (16↑, 16↓)
The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

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30. (yoda) (1↑, 2↓)
whats yoda or yoda is used in place of whats up, whats good, or in some odd cases whats gucci. saying gucci is not cool anymore. saying yoda is.

you: oh hey. yoda me: oh hiii nothing hbu

31. (yoda) (4↑, 5↓)
slang for marijuana.

Guy 1: Dude, do you have any yoda on you? Guy 2: Yeah, I was gonna go out back and [fight the empire] for awhile.

32. (yoda) (11↑, 12↓)
short freaky grandpa that uses the force in all situations

yoda uses the force

33. (Yoda) (1↑, 4↓)
a tiny green elf that goes to parks offering little children candy and toys if they get into his van then he turns there skin inside out without killing them and eats there eyeballs. He will then cut out there tongues and cut off there arms legs and ears. Then he will hide the living body somewhere and leave them there till they die.

Kid\#1- What happened to that kid? Kid\#2- Oh Yoda got him in his van.

34. (yoda) (1↑, 4↓)
a creeper, normally a creeping male teacher who flirts with students

Yoda is keeping her after class.

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35. (yoda) (5↑, 8↓)
Very potent Marijuana.Nice green , good amount of crystals.

" *kicks in door* , Who's got the Yoda "

36. (yoda) (4↑, 7↓)
a short green guy who learned enlgish from some guy across the Mexican boarder

"All day i worked and the money mine is, bruno\!" -Yoda

37. (Yoda) (7↑, 11↓)
A [whill] he is. Green he is. [Exile]d on [Dagobah] in his [twilight years] he is. Strong in the [Force] he is. The best [Muppet] in a [billion] [galaxies] he is. Sounds like [Fozzie Bear] he does, not surprising which is voiced by [Frank Oz] he is because. More to say I need not, hmmmm?

Yoda. Jedi Master. The hottest little green thing on two legs.

38. (yoda) (16↑, 20↓)
Slang for Marijuana. Termed after Lord Sith addressed Yoda as his "Little Green Friend" in the latest Star Wars Movie (Revenge of the Sith).

"Wanna buy some Yoda" "Wanna Smoke some Yoda" "Where that Yoda at?"

39. (yoda) (9↑, 13↓)
little green ass muppet that can disapear when ever he wants.

over this enter view is.

40. (Yoda) (0↑, 5↓)
A pimp/Drug-Supplier/Midget that supplies the rebels with "the goods" he has a disease which causes him to talk like a retard, he hides out on his home planet of dagobah away from the pigs so he doesn't get arrested.

Anakin: Jar-Jar have you seen Yoda? Jar-Jar: Meesah saw him hiding from the pigs on Dagobah Fo' Sho' *Rings yoda* Yoda: Want the goods do you young Jedi?

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41. (Yoda) (5↑, 10↓)
A kick ass jedi racoon that get all the hoes on every planet in the universe....

Man that guys a major Yoda I didn't know Yoda was in the Wizard of Oz too?

42. (yoda) (6↑, 11↓)
Yoda was the wisest and most powerful Jedi Master in the history of the order. He got owned by Palpatine though, and had to exile his sorry green posterior to Dagobah.

"Do not... Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, kicked my green ass he did."- Yoda

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43. (yoda) (17↑, 23↓)
Crack Cocaine

He's slangin' Yoda

44. (Yoda) (6↑, 13↓)
1. Another Word for canibus indica, medical grade marijuana commonly used by medicinal marijuana patients to describe the best varieties of weed.

When you go to the canibus club snatch me up some yoda, I need to feel the force.

45. (yoda) (12↑, 19↓)
Synonym of very, to be accented of one characteristic.

That girl is yoda fat. This job pays me yoda money\! I have to take a yoda dump.

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46. (yoda) (4↑, 11↓)
an elder who is strong in the ways of the force

dang dude that guys a yoda hes old AND he can screw you good\!\!\!\!\! mmmmmm

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47. (yoda) (2↑, 10↓)
An uncircumsized tubesteak that has lots of flappy skin covering the head.

T.W.'s yoda felt so weird in my cumdumpster...the skin kept clapping together while he was thrusting.

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48. (yoda) (6↑, 17↓)
A large, enormus, horse-hung, retractable penis.

Yoda pimps out all of the R2's with his yoda.

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49. (yoda) (13↑, 24↓)
a black man's Toyota

Ya nigga Tommy got a phat-ass Yoda wagon with hammers & a rag top.

50. (yoda) (12↑, 23↓)
An infection of the penis.

Man I've got a wicked yoda.

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51. (yoda) (5↑, 16↓)
Slang term ;Wrinkled old coffin dodger usualy found at the front of any given queue when you are already running late.
52. (yoda) (4↑, 16↓)
Yoda is Miss Piggys and Cermets love child.

Miss piggy: Cermet my love he has your eyes, we should call him Yoda\! Cermit: Gulp....Uhhhhh...He takes after your side of the family

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53. (yoda) (12↑, 24↓)
The most bad ass mutha fuckin Jedi Masta, Not master, cuz as we all know Yoda is a tru gangsta. He lives up in the Degoba system and he's under 3 feet tall and can bust yo ass in a blink of an eye.

In the words of Yoda. "Judge me by my size do you?"

54. (yoda) (8↑, 20↓)
a psycho who SMOKES WEEEEEED

dis some goooood shit mutha fucka

55. (yoda) (7↑, 22↓)
the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

56. (Yoda) (8↑, 24↓)
My nutsack, bitch\! Small, green & hairy with an attitude.

I love it when the girls be playin' with my yoda, rubbin' that shit\! Play with my balls you will. Hmmm. Yes. My yoda you will rub?

57. (yoda) (6↑, 24↓)
a small green piece of yoda(crap).Smells very bad and sits in the toilet.Gets all they ladies.Even the enochs.

Yoda sat in the toilet so i flushed him.He stole my GF and ruined my life.I hate you Yoda.

58. (yoda) (2↑, 24↓)
puppet who is mentally challenged in speaking.

Speak in third person yoda will. The force you will use to fly like an egal.

59. (yoda) (1↑, 23↓)
when ones ballsack included with the balls inside are larger and more ginormous than the shaft itself

when jimmy pulled down his pants she exclaimed ,"OH MAN YOU HAVE SUCH A YODA\!"

60. (yoda) (1↑, 24↓)
someone who pisses you off in the BMHS library. also see: Hinkle

I was trying to do my work, but Yoda kept on bothering me. I ended up failing class.

61. (yoda) (3↑, 30↓)
The section of wrinkled skin the is at the base of the shaft of the flaccid penis and the top of the nut sack.

The only way that Bill could become aroused was to have someone lick his Yoda.

62. (yoda) (5↑, 34↓)
a little peice of shit

a pieace of shit that has nasty old hairs growing.

63. (yoda) (5↑, 34↓)
my cousin mike's girlfriend jessica

we call mike's girlfriend jess yoda\!

64. (yoda) (9↑, 62↓)
Yoda was NOT the most powerful jedi ever. Luke was, then yoda.

Just 140 days till revenge of the sith.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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